fat people

Isn't putting the fat people on the aisle a fire hazard?  They're blocking the entire row's way out.  And just because there's an emergency doesn't mean they're moving any faster.

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Now speak English. I think we can all agree your romance language doesn't belong here anyway.

Their entire train is a dining car.

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I'm going to run downstairs and get diabetes.

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Not a bad plan. There's lots of them, they're fat, and they taste like orange juice.

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It's not Thyroid Disease, it's DiGiorno.

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To create successful reality television, simply follow these steps:

1. Combine premises of other shows (preferably ones involving fat people)
2. Pitch to VH1
3. Roll around in your piles of money

I am going to pitch a show where fat people from Jersey live in a large house on a deserted island with celebrity alcoholics.

Tyra Banks judges their manners while Dr. Drew judges their cooking. The winner of the show (male or female) gets to marry Tila Tequila.

It's going to be called American Idol.

She's probably moody because she's fat. That's a common side effect.

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Is his stomach eating her face or is her face eating his stomach? We may never know.

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