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"And that one's for ruining your mother's figure."

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So awkward when your husband's black and you pop out a blonde.

…See what I did there?

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OMG so weird that's exactly how Charlie spells "stewardess"!

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"We could paint the house a different color, change the locks, and who knows, maybe start having sex again?"

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OK: "You have a beautiful daughter."

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"I'm recording this because it's funny that you might die."

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You had me at "My dad has the biggest boner."

And you wonder why I never have friends over.

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I feel like he would hit it off really well with her.

By "hit it off" I mean they'd have sex with the door open while their kids played with fire ten feet away.

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Finally a baby daddy that is literally a baby daddy.

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