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Johnny (and all 14 of you who liked his suggestion), I hate to break it to you, but we've already used "Two Girls, One Bowl" (as it's officially called) as a Fan Favorite.

Luckily, however, you have two things working in your favor:

1. Every other suggestion from last week's comments was also already used.
2. Carly came to visit New York a couple weeks ago and she didn't bring me shit!

So here you go.  Two Girls, One Bowl.

Maybe this will teach her that polite coworkers bring a gift.

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I think this bit was the only thing more awful than Todd Glass' Awful Prank Show.

Might as well plug that while we're here.  Check out Todd Glass's Awful Prank Show: episode 1 or episode 2 or episode 3.

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If you're new to suggesting Fan Favorites, you gotta come strong …like armed with a giant black dildo strong.

Nice suggestion, Devon.  I got a giant black dildo with your name on it.

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Last week, after I was a whiny bitch calling people out for suggesting repeat videos, most of them came back with new suggestions.

Both Colton and Nick suggested I post the Viewer Responses to Things You Should Never Run into a Room and Yell.  Guys.  Come on.  Did it.

Derreck suggested Rippin' and Tearin' hadn't been used before.  Laughable.

Heather straight up went into hiding.

So that leaves Emily…

See?  The benefits of having no fucking life.  Nice work, Emily.

Plus, aw shucks, that's a good one.

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I love you all and I have some extra time today (because all of today's posts were obviously half-assed), so let's review…

You see these?

Those are all videos we've posted before.

Our policy for Fan Favorites is NO REPOSTS.  I'm not ignoring you; you're ignoring our rules!

So instead, I am forced to go with this suggestion…

It's never been suggested before.  Probably because no one likes it.

Enjoy!

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If it's good enough for Preston Larsen, it's good enough for me.

Nice indeed!!!!!

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Hopefully you are all reading this blog post while trying to blow a load.

Jason (aka 'Elliot') and I were glad to be of assistance.

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Twispers.  Now that's a lost classic.  If Fan Favorites was a classic rock station, Twispers would be our "Green-Eyed Lady" by Sugarloaf.

Plus it's been too long since that bastard Rob Gardner of Trader Publishing was put in his place.

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I know there's nothing you guys love more than hearing your own voice.  And isn't that the entire point of these "Fan Favorites" posts that we both hate?

So here you go: the return of "Twitten By."

I hope you guys were funny.

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Whoa, Wesley!  No need to go all caps.  Don't you remember your comment from last week?

I got your request.  I was just being polite and following your recommendation — waiting until the end of Black History Month.  Look.  It was even written in my planner:

That's the second time I've written "Crackhead tossing" in my planner.

The first time was the time I went crackhead tossing.

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