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This is just like that Hitchcock movie "The Birds", except not scary at all and this kid is a pussy.

[via The Chive]

Hopefully his present was ten years of therapy.

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The iguanas are heading for higher ground after this kid shit his pants in fear.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Have a good weekend! Try not to do anything horribly embarrassing! Like, shoot yourself in the leg or get hammered and kiss a dead skunk. Or sing to your baby.

Why do I let that guy follow me around?

[via Reddit]

I fear change.  I'm like deeply, psychologically disturbed by it.  I was not made to adapt: God hardwired me to avoid even the slightest fluctuations in my environment like some endangered Amazonian toad.

So this new YouTube design freaks me out.  Is it just me or does it seem like everything is just floating about in mid-air?  There are no borders holding anything together, as if an influx of illegal alien videos could just pour on over at any moment from another window.

And what happened to the 5 star system?!  That system was the only way to know if a video was of any quality!  Anything less than 4 stars I refused to watch.  Now it's just a free-for-all!

Okay, that last part is sarcasm.  But I still hate the redesign.

Last week's show, we asked you to add Daniel Tosh's screaming severed head to videos like we did. Well, a few made some very interesting responses, and these are our two favorites.

Above, they took Daniel's head and made it into the Mentos/Diet Coke bottle flying all over a tennis court. Nice. And below, they took Daniel's head made it look like a bear is eating it. Very creative work, guys. If I was a teacher I'd give you both A pluses. Keep 'em coming.

The trailer for the upcoming film "Cat Ladies" is out on the web, and I can barely wait for it to be released in theaters to see it.

I think it's a mix of fascination and fear that if I'm ever single long enough, I'll start collecting cats in some urine-scented, hairball-covered act of crazy lady desperation.

But I know I'm fine, because I HATE cats.

After one of the cat ladies asks her cat if it slept well, they cut to an interview with her where she says, "I think that a lot of people don't know that I am as lonely as I am."

Umm, yeah we do lady. Yeah we do.