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Another sport without any Jewish superstars.

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If you've ever tried to clean up at the end of a party, just know that this is what you looked like.

[via The Clearly Dope]

But at least you remembered your laces.

[via I Am Bored]

Tell him to get a pumice stone while he's there.

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When you've recently purchased a pool table.

[via i-a-b]

She's getting close to her goal of being able to drink a beer while giving two handjobs at the same time.

[via IAB]

I'll admit I have no idea where Indiana is. Or Iowa. And I always get Kansas and Kentucky confused. Don't get me started on Europe.

Listen, we can't know everything. We only have room in our brains for so much.

But even if I can't pinpoint Ethiopia (that's in Europe, right?) I can still tell you with a degree of certainty that two children do NOT equal the length of a football field.

That's Chemistry 101, people.

[via The DW]

Jesus is going to have to say a lot of Hail Marys to make up for this one…

[via I Am Bored]

Wrapping the child after it's born accomplishes very little in the way of birth control.

[via @hannibalburess]

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user zippy.

I'm going to take one more. Don't close your f#$*ing eyes.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.