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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Talking to a Jehovah's Witness is all the claustrophobia I need in a day.

Put on this too? Panic attack.

I think she should hit up Casper the friends-with-benefits ghost.

[via Ratsoff]

It's Tuesday night, so in lieu of brand new episodes of Tosh.0, we'll be featuring some of your audition tapes to replace Daniel.

Today I present to you Brittany. It's very possible that Brittany has never seen Tosh.0. But, hey, Daniel Tosh had never seen an episode of Tosh.0 before he started either.

Besides, "Welcome to Brittany.0. I'm seven weeks pregnant and craving Twizzlers." is possibly one of the best intros to any show ever.

If you're crazy and you don't want to be watching Brittany.0 come January, you should submit your own audition tape right now! And maybe we'll give you a shout-out next Tuesday! MAYBE.

And here I thought EverArguedWithAWoman.com was the website for The View.

[via The Clearly Dope]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Yeah, don't we all.

[via The High Definite]

I just got back from a wedding so I'm high on love and happiness. But that's no way to start a Monday on the Tosh.0 blog!

Let's bring things back to more familiar ground.

[ooJLEoo]

This video of a runner falling mid-race and still coming back to win has been all over the Net.

It's an amazing, inspirational performance that really hammers home the tried and true expression, "Never give up."

Unless of course you're a man, in which case the competition would have actually been formidable and a comeback attempt would have been futile.  But if you're a woman, "Never give up."

This isn't the first time we've seen squats that lead to projectile vomiting. But I especially like this woman's carefree approach.

Just my stomach fluid spewing out of my mouth, no cause for alarm, people.

And to think I've used a sneeze as an excuse to abandon a workout altogether.

[via TBT]

You guys know I'm always trying to help you get the ladies. Well today I'm letting you in on one of my gender's biggest secrets: we LOVE being taken advantage of! That's right! Especially if it's in our own homes.

The key is to make us feel comfortable and safe by unplugging our phones before making us lie down on our beds with our eyes closed.

Then simply convince us to have sex with you. We love it when strangers do that.

Master the art of hypnotic seduction and you'll be on your way into our pants and/or an orange jumpsuit today!

[Sort of NSFW clip via FFF]