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You know what the weekend's all about? Simulating hand jobs.

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Churros, ferris wheel rides and Madonna!

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The chicken DEFINITELY came first.

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They were going to ride the mechanical bull but they were too chicken.

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David Blaine's newest trick.

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With the impending NFL lockout, this is set to become
the #1 spectator sport in Jacksonville, Florida.

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I heard this year's festival has an entire booth dedicated to the gooch!

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