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His favorite pick-up line: "Are you tired? Cuz you've been floating in my pool all day."

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Not one time do they specify if Christian Grey is human.

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Listen guys. Here's the thing. I'm on a plane and my battery life is quickly dying. So a Nadya Suleman bondage video is the best I can do.

Basically, my vacation has resulted in your worst nightmare.

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In tonight's episode, Daniel found the perfect employee for his smoothie shop.

But that's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• This week's Web Redemption was aspiring actor Brian Atene
• This week's Video Breakdown featured an awkward naked celebration
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for a woman who loved swinging her baby
• Daniel set out to prove that not all homeless guys have golden voices
• And we reached out to our black fans on Twitter
• Want to submit your own video? Do it here!

Finally, you can check out every single raw clip used in tonight's episode in this week's raw clip guide.

…but if any of you want to explain WTFriday this image is about, I'm all ears.

Here's my guess: Dude wants sex with a pig.

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So I typically ignore all of your comments.  You're all jerks.  Hate-filled jerks.

But one comment really got to me.  It was on my post "What's So Great About a Beer Delivery Turtle?"  On that post, Noah commented, "Just admit it mike, you have some sort of fetish for turtles carrying stuff/being carried, right? If not, why the fuck are you waisting precious blog space with all these fucking turtles? C'mon, you can do better than that!"

I do not have a turtle fetish!

That said, turtles are never a waste of space.  And to prove it, here are three minutes of some moron trying to actually race a "tortoise" (aka, it's actually a turtle, genius) and a hare (aka, just call it a rabbit).

Is three minutes of the most boring video in the crappiest apartment with the most stained carpet a waste of space?  I think not.  Waste of space my ass!

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You know you want to join the exciting world of Q-Tipping, America's hottest new fetish!

Need a Q-Tipping refresher?  Check out the above video where Daniel introduces the hot new trend at this year's AdultCon.  Then visit the website: www.qtipping.com.

Now that you've got the hang of it, submit your own Q-Tipping videos via the uploader below.

BUT BE TASTEFUL. Tosh.0 is a family show.  Not your family, a normal family.

Actually, it's not that much of a family show, we just don't want to see your disgusting dirty laundry splayed out all over our computer screens, alright. So NO NUDITY. Our blur guys are still recovering from Demi Moore.

Now upload away!

So this is why old people need diapers! I hope Medicare bought those.

If this video would have been included in my middle school English class lecture about As You Like It, I would have bought the whole "second childhood" thing.

If you can bear it, watch it one more time. I'm pretty sure he slips an "I'm a normal guy" in there.

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