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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best Lion King rap ever. Rafiki be smokin' that weed and shit.
• A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead. Zombies say the darnest things!
• A hot teacher was banging a 10th grader and got caught because she acted like a 10th grader
• Here's footage of Reese Witherspoon's arrest. 'Murica.
• This little boy fighting a couch is pure gold. That'll teach it not to eat the remote!
• Bad girls bend at the waist. Regular girls do too, if we're being anatomically correct here.
• Guy thinks he has a runny nose for a year. NOPE YOUR BRAIN'S LEAKING.
• She takes pictures with every celebrity. Also, refuses to change hairstyles.
• 25 awkward moments in handshake history. Thank god I just wink at people.
• And let's check in on Amanda Bynes. Guys she's not crazy. That's just how she works out.

[photo via Daily of the Day]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Fired For Being Too Hot (above)
• A car drove into a house
• We witnessed some hostile hand gestures in this week's Video Breakdown
• Someone licked a hotel room
• And Daniel celebrated Arbor Day.

Casey Smith from U of Mich,

I grant your wish 'cause you tha ish.

And even though this one's been done,

Who cares? Encores are so much fun.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

ME TOO, Tomas. It's like we have the same brain.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

INT. WAREHOUSE – DAY

Chainsaw fight.

[via Unique Daily]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Virgin Trampoline Jumper (above)
• A guy shot himself in the balls
• Someone's nasal pores exploded
• We watched a black kick fight in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel showed us some highlights from a redneck rant
• And Daniel got the Bad Lip Reading treatment.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Just make sure you yell, "WORLDSTAR!!" as you videotape.

Who would it be less fun to have sex with? The elephant or that bitch in the car?

[via Reddit]

Brazilian Hulk or African Hulk?

My money's on Africa. All day.

[via The Sun, Funny Mama]

Someone took that goose attack video that everyone loved and added lightsabers to it.

Final verdict: Better than Star Wars Episodes 1 – 3 & 6, not as good as Episodes 4 & 5.

[via Tastefully Offensive]