fights

After the Halloween brawl at Denny's you guys were all like, "OMG, Carly. Show us more diner fights. Diner fights are THE BEST." And I was all like, "I will if I can find any more. Because diner fights are the best."

Well, look what the cat dragged in.

There's a glaring lack of insect costumes but this one does takes place in front of other customers, so that's fun.

"Nothing comes between me and my open-faced turkey sandwich." -Guy that hardly flinches in the corner booth

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Daniel predicts the outcomes of hypothetical fights against celebrities.

Weigh in on which celebrities you think Daniel can and can't beat up!  Let us know in the comments!

The first rule of Russian fight club is to go for the balls.

Do you want to see the unblurred, uncensored version of the video used in this week's Breakdown? Of course you do, you weirdo. Click here!

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel finds out whether baseball is thicker than blood in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

If you're going to San Francisco, never mess with the crazy, racist, old war veterans on the bus.