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They're doing their best "Midwestern American" impression.

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"Where's Rango?"

"He'll show up. Just watch."

"…This isn't picking up where Rango left off."

"Don't worry about it."

"When's Rango coming in? This isn't even animated."

[via It Makes No Sense]

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

This dude would KILL IT at Red Light Green Light.

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Do they?

Also, that's the largest amount of time any adult should devote to "Tooth Fairy".

[Bottoms Up via The HD]

Titanic is not real.  No real person would ever want to sleep with Kate Winslet.

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On last night's Kimmel, he revealed a 9-minute trailer for the greatest film of all time.

It's a lot like Tosh.0's Perfect Internet Video. But with 100% more famous people. And slightly less puke.

[via The DW]

He'll ski on your lunch if he wants. Which he does.

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Shhh! James Franco is acting.

[via Vulture]

It exists. And everyone is staring at it.

No, not Chaz Bono. Something scarier. In the lower part of the sky.

5. The title. OBVIOUSLY THE TITLE.

4. The stock photo African orphan. Can he save them? Will he save them? Hopefully he has 10 cents a day.

3. The fact that it stars Gerard Butler. Here are the last three movies I saw starring Gerard Butler:

Case closed.

2. The title. Did I already say that? It's just such a great title.

1. The tagline. It's a bummer that "IT'S A JOB. IT ISN'T PERSONAL. WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE…" was taken. But "HOPE IS THE GREATEST WEAPON OF ALL" will certainly do.