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Things Just Got REAL

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 10, 2012 at 4:00PM

Titanic is not real.  No real person would ever want to sleep with Kate Winslet.

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'Movie: The Movie' Looks Like A Solid Film

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 27, 2012 at 11:00AM

On last night's Kimmel, he revealed a 9-minute trailer for the greatest film of all time.

It's a lot like Tosh.0's Perfect Internet Video. But with 100% more famous people. And slightly less puke.

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James Bond Is An Arsehole

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 10, 2012 at 3:00PM

He'll ski on your lunch if he wants. Which he does.

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James Franco Is The Best At Dramatic Whispering

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 22, 2011 at 11:00AM

Shhh! James Franco is acting.

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The Eventcident

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 21, 2011 at 3:00PM

It exists. And everyone is staring at it.

No, not Chaz Bono. Something scarier. In the lower part of the sky.

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5 Reasons I Love The 'Machine Gun Preacher' Poster

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 19, 2011 at 3:00PM

5. The title. OBVIOUSLY THE TITLE.

4. The stock photo African orphan. Can he save them? Will he save them? Hopefully he has 10 cents a day.

3. The fact that it stars Gerard Butler. Here are the last three movies I saw starring Gerard Butler:

Case closed.

2. The title. Did I already say that? It's just such a great title.

1. The tagline. It's a bummer that "IT'S A JOB. IT ISN'T PERSONAL. WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE…" was taken. But "HOPE IS THE GREATEST WEAPON OF ALL" will certainly do.