final episode

Supposedly, some leaked pages from the script of the final episode of Lost are circulating on the Internet.  The A.V. Club reports:

"The recent discovery of six script pages from the finale uploaded at Italian blog Macchianera has even the normally cautious spoiler site Dark UFO backing them as '100 percent accurate and real.'"

SPOILER ALERT! I'm going to publish one of those pages below!!!!!

INT. YOUR LIVING ROOM – NIGHT

YOU and YOUR GIRLFRIEND sit on the couch.  The closing credits of the final episode of Lost flash on your TV screen.

YOU
I wasted six years of my life for THAT!

YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Honey, calm down.  I know how you get
about this sort of thing.

YOU
Oh!  You know how I get?!?

You grab a nearby shotgun.  You COCK IT.

YOU (CONT'D)
So I guess you expected THIS, huh?!?

YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Yes!  Of course, I did!  You're always
grabbing that shotgun!!  When The Sopranos
finale cut to black, three people at HBO
went to the hospital! You spent 2 years
in prison!

You stand with confidence, shotgun rested calmly on your shoulder.

YOU
I hope the guards kept my bed warm.

You EXIT.