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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog. 

Aww, Charlie's going to make the cutest serial killer.

[via YouTube]

"Pretending that every guy who touches me is Ryan Gosling."

[via The Chive]

Wash up before you shake her dad's hand, alright buddy?

[via Lamebook]

"It's just unprotected sex with a trucker. What's the worst that could happen??"

[via Failblog]

For those of you who honestly thought this product had to do with fingering babies, guess what: you may be right. We don't know! LOL.

[via I Am Bored]

Somewhere Chris Brown and Russell Brand are jerking each other off and crying.

[via Failblog]

Anal beads bracelets not included.

[via I am Bored]

Turns out telling people to fuck off goes back to our oldest genetic ancestors.

[via Daily Picks and Flicks]

Just don't try your key in the wrong keyhole.

[via Izismile]

The sky was not pleased at North Korea's attempt to give it a rocket.

[via Reddit]