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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

Unity

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 16, 2012 at 4:00PM

I have a dream that one day little black boys and little white boys will come together to tell you to go fuck yourself.

We truly live in remarkable times.

[via IAB]

Talk to the Shoe

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 15, 2012 at 4:00PM

For when two hands is not enough to show someone how much you want them to fuck off.

#HighFashion

[via Izismile]

Apes Are Just Like Us

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 21, 2011 at 1:00PM

They can be total dicks.

[via Failblog]

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Brilliant Inventors

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 6, 2011 at 12:00PM

Steve Jobs may have passed away, but there will be others…

[via The Daily What]

This Bench Seems Like a Good Place…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 7, 2011 at 10:00AM

Hey look — a bitch playing with her bitch and a bum playing with his bum!

[via Happy Place]

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Urinal LOLs

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 20, 2010 at 11:00AM

I've never seen this when I use a urinal, but I'm sure you see it all the time.

That's a joke about penis size.

Women can just move along to the next post.

[via Reddit]

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Well, This Is Incredibly Uncomfortable

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 10, 2010 at 1:00PM

Trey Songz sings? Or performs? Or mimes at his concert? I don't know. But he does something really hard to watch.

I'm not sure what to say so I'll just leave it to Ms. Jackson:

[via Buzzfeed]

Who Wants Ice Cream?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 1, 2010 at 6:00PM

No.  Not into the ice cream?

How about the other thing?  Do you want the other thing?

[via BuzzFeed]

Here's to 2010

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 4, 2010 at 9:00AM

f-u-teacher

The first Monday of 2010.  Can you feel the love?

The ironic thing is this class failed their group project on Of Mice and Men for a lack of teamwork, but for their "getting a picture of us flicking off our teacher on the Internet" project, they did just fine.

[via The Daily What]

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