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Not many people can pull off the "About To Be Dragged Back To Hell" look.

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For kids 8 and up, and unmarried women over 40.

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Your girlfriend. Because she's a whale.

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Just don't try your key in the wrong keyhole.

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I have a dream that one day little black boys and little white boys will come together to tell you to go fuck yourself.

We truly live in remarkable times.

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He got the tattoo to commemorate all the years he's been taking advantage of Walmart's five finger discounts.

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I don't need to go to page 267.  I've done this experiment a million times.

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And he's REALLY good at picking his nose.

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She also holds the world record for Worst Handjob.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Caleb Synan.

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And you think the Asian women at your nail salon hate YOU.

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