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"I like my cake like I like my women: doused in kerosene."

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"You're fired!"-The Fire Department

"You're hired!"-The London Philharmonic

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"Thank you for saving me, Brendan. You have passed what I like to call the FIRE FRIENDSHIP TEST."

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A) World's worst fire department
B) World's best album cover
C) All of the above?

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This is actually the only correct way to disinfect one of these.

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Is it me or is this kimchi HOT? Also it smells like a burning building.

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If you ask me, Fire Dept budget cuts were a little steep this year.

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Hope you're all enjoying your day off! We'll be back in full swing tomorrow.

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Oh, I'm not laughing about your foot. I was just remembering last night's episode of "According To Jim." Eeheehee! Eeheehee!

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Think that's impressive? You should see how he puts his condoms on.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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