fire

…And one guy pretending to be a garbage can.

[via I am Bored]

Chinese university students who were evacuated during their graduation due to a fire took the opportunity to snap some celebratory photos.

The Daily Mail reports one student said, "It's too big of a coincidence to see the university on fire today, as it's also graduation day. The students are filled with love in seeing the school burn."

Alright, you win this round, China.  But America's not through.  This is the greatest country in the world.  We'll figure out ways to show how much we hate school that you've never even dreamed of.

No one hates education more than America.  No one!

[via Gawker]

Unless your work literally blew up in your face, then this guy wins.

[via Kill Some Time]

Sweet Brown is nothing if not aptly named.

I'd like to share a cold pop with Sweet Brown. EVEN if that means I'd catch bronchitis. Which nobody got time for.

[via Tastefully Off]

Don't worry, only one person died.  Some asshole in the ABC-2 News graphics department.

[via Izismile]

Darwin's on the phone. He wants to talk to you about something.

But finish putting out a fire from inside a burning building first.

[via The Chive]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Birthday Face Fire
• 20 Seconds on the Clock raw clip: Legless Ninja
• Bike into Plywood Sign
• Stealing Under Skirt
• Poo on Face
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Handy in the Park
• Old Man in Thong Running on Toes
• Web Redemption raw clip: Mustang Kid
• Spinning Girl
• Rock, Paper, Balls

I'd build a real fire, but first I'd have to Google how to do it, and — you know — my laptop is kind of busy right now.

[via EPICponyz]

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel dives headfirst into life in small town Kentucky in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Next Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, shit gets dangerous, ya'll.

Tune in to Tosh.0 Tuesday at 10!