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Tonight's episode: "THE PARK BENCH."

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Donny and Marie Osmond are looking really good for their age.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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Couples who bronze together last long together.

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Honestly, I'd try it if I didn't have all that cum for breakfast.

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Right?? Like, lizards are NOT affectionate.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Thanks for watching our show, and I agree: fish tastes the freshest at dawn.

I don't normally eat pussy, but look at these prices!!!

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I wish my fish were this thick. :(

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Or is it a sign to start fishing?

FACT: This goldfish will live longer than most rappers.

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