fishing

Not everything that's easy can be called my mom. That would get very confusing.

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Holla at Bonita Springs, Florida. Where I am from and this store is located.

ONLY THE BEST!

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"I'm just gonna keep circling until these dumbasses figure out how long I am." -Shark

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Do you have a small business? Do you have $700? Then you too can have a commercial produced by Kamzilla!

They say money can't buy happiness but I think those of us with an extra $700 lying around know that's not true.

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You're gonna need a less carp-filled boat.

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A couple of potheads were fishing on a tiny boat in Florida when they witnessed a shark on shark homicide. Their reactions are priceless.

I don't know about Mikah, but this is what I got out of jail for.

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Olivia Riley caught a giant goldfish in Kansas City on Saturday. She took this short video then released it back into the lake.

Because there are very few things in life that don't remind me of a Mitch Hedberg joke, I watched and immediately pictured this:

Giant Goldfish's Friend: "Where were you?"

Giant Goldfish: "I got caught!"

Giant Goldfish's Friend: "I don't believe you, let me see the inside of your lip!"

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If fishing isn't exhilarating enough for you, you can always take it to the next level and ride on one of the slowest animals in existence. That's what this redneck decided to do. And even a redneck — who can't find the record button — knows that videotaping a stunt and posting it online is the only way to prove it ever happened.

Where they come from, "whale riding" is usually a whole different thing. But when a hick is out on a boat, it becomes a cheaper alternative to renting a Sea-Doo.

Faintly, at the beginning of the clip, you can hear him say, "Hey, hold this for me." We can be pretty sure that's a beer.

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