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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

A Little Something For The Ladies

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 18, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Dude is totally cut. And pasted.

[via Acid Cow]

Wait 'Til You See My Dick

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 8, 2013 at 6:00PM

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Do you think he has pepperoni nipples, or pork medallion nipples?

[via Cherryplucker]

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Is Anyone Else Suddenly Hungry For Raw Hamburger Meat?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 28, 2013 at 3:00PM

Don't take his earring out or he'll deflate.

[via Cherryplucker]

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I Am Literally Sweating Balls Right Now

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 19, 2013 at 11:00AM

My personal trainer says my dick needs to be bigger.

[via Izismile]

We're One Month In. How's That Resolution Going?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 31, 2013 at 2:00PM

Oh, you're still a fat fuck who pretends to know what pilates is? Cool.

(She says as she puts frosting on an english muffin.)

[via Blame It On The Voices]

Tuesday's Web Redemption: Virgin Trampoline Jumper

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 23, 2012 at 6:00PM

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, this guy gets a Web Redemption. (Don't worry, we'll be gentle. We know it's his first time.)

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

Hey, Who's The Good-Lookin' Eggplant?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 24, 2012 at 5:00PM

Good news: You lost weight! :)

Bad news: You made the Kool-Aid Man sad. :(

[via Acid Cow]

Please Don't Do Any Push-Ups

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 24, 2012 at 1:00PM

Quick weight loss tip: take off your baby before you work out.

[via The Chive]

What Are You Implying?

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 5, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Please prove you're not a SpamBot by doing one fucking pull-up for once in your fat life."

[Via Imgur]

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Horse Riding Fitness. But Not On A Horse.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 24, 2012 at 3:00PM

Or you could have sex!

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