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Did you know that horses can't vomit? They also can't do cartwheels. If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country.  Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

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More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! That's only 168 hours from now, so sleep as much as you can.

I'm happier than a boy standing shirtless next to Daniel.

ALL NEW EPISODES of Tosh.0 start TONIGHT at ten!

Shit's about to get awkward.

ALL NEW EPISODES of Tosh.0 start this Tuesday at ten!

In the new season, Daniel talks to a lot of weirdos. I know- big changes.

ALL NEW EPISODES of Tosh.0 start this Tuesday at ten!

Think of all the times somebody DIDN'T let you know.

[via Failblog]

I love it when children's books teach youngsters about sex and blow jobs, don't you? More after the jump!

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Every once in awhile I have to come back to Ryan Seacrest high-fiving a blind guy.

Because come on. It's great.

[via The Funniest Post]

Something tells me his ex didn't actually leave old records at his place.

[via Reddit]