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Come hell or high water, I need my eBay purchases.

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"According to this truth table, all our loved ones have drowned."

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Honey, come inside. The news is saying there was a flood.

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Last Friday, we showed you "Bus 62 Never Gives Up" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Bus 62 Never Gives Up."  It's an amazing feat that deserves a better title…  One that reminds us how the driver truly did not give a shit.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

This week's Rename This Video Vote was a tight four man race, with a mere 23 votes separating the top two, but in the end Matthew Muntean persevered with his title, "Man puts nuts in his mouth to delight audience."  I don't get it.  Congratulations, Matthew!

When life hands you water, inflate a raft.

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We received hundreds of comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Sarah Rollins.

"Sooo, we're not going to talk about that kiss, huh?"

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

SeaWorld's just not the same since the killer whale attack.

Awkward Family Photos always follows through with… awkward family photos. But rarely do they nail something that's so simultaneously "awkward family" and "Internet geek."

"Where's the 'family' here?" Don't give me that shit. People like me and Harold Ramis* here are wed to Internet — this is clearly a family photo.

The best part of being married to the Internet is that she always helps you dress in the morning. Here's a tricky one that young Egon confronted that morning: khaki jeans. They're khakis but they're jeans. He wanted to wear black shoes, but black shoes don't go so well with khakis. What to do? Compromise. Wear a black belt to match the black shoes but wear tennis shoes instead. And wear white socks and flood the pants.

*Not actually Harold Ramis.