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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25
A Face That Could Open A Vault
According to The Huffington Post, Florida police were surprised to discover that a reported 'man' accused of bank robbery is actually a grandma in her forties. Next time check for a concealed weapon, fellas! (And also check for a penis and testicles.)
Hick Hearse
Couldn't you have just been cremated and dumped off the side of a fishing boat like a normal redneck?
[via IMNS]
This Safe Senior Sex PSA Will Haunt You
Your grandma is spreading the herp. I guess that's the real lesson on the Tosh.0 blog today.
[via Buzzfeed]
Can't You Just Do One Of The Two?
Holla at Bonita Springs, Florida. Where I am from and this store is located.
ONLY THE BEST!
[via FailBlog]
The Day That Ice Cream Became Racist
A central Florida ice cream shop received numerous complaints after locals mistook this ice cream cone costume for aKu Klux Klan outfit.
According to the Daily Mail, the store manager is Puerto Rican and said shedidn't even know what the Klan was until people started complaining. The shop has since stopped using the cone outfit which was driving away, rather than attracting, customers.
Hopefully her new white man in blackface sundae costume will be better received.
There's A Vampire At Hooters In Florida
Wednesday night, 69-year-old wheelchair bound Milton Ellis was attacked by a 22-year-old vampire at an empty Hooters in St. Pete, Florida. According to Milton, who brought her back with him to the empty restaurant, Josephine Smithbit his face and neck and yelled about being a vampire.
Josephine recently studied ?dental assisting? so it's possible she was just treating his neck for cavities and she's very bad at her trade. But maybe she really is a vampire. In which case, go for someone way younger and hotter than Milton Ellis!
That's rule number one of vampirehood, Josephine. You have to fall in love with a highschooler.
[via The DW]
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