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That guy is a total petal-phile.

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"You know where I really want bees to land? My nipples."

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These aren't the kind of flowers that squirt when you get too close, are they?

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Says he was once stomped on by a giant bitch. -Ant

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"I'm going to keep watering you until you grow from a cry baby into a man."

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And at the reception she totally flirted with the groom.

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Every rose has its thorn.

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