Tosh.0 Blog

Flowers Make Her A Happy Girl

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 25, 2013 at 6:00PM

"Me with some flowers. They'll be dead soon."

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

al fresco

depressing

flowers

goth

selfie

I Told You, I'm Married To The MUSIC, Man

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

random-hq-16

How embarrassing. Everyone knows flamenco bands prefer geraniums.

[via The Chive]

I Hope Your Husband's Dick Gets Well Soon

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 12, 2013 at 11:00AM

These aren't the kind of flowers that squirt when you get too close, are they?

[via Break]

Nail Beds? More Like FLOWER Beds! Amiright?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 25, 2013 at 12:00PM

Latest fashion trend: accessorize your handjobs!

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

fashion

flower bed

flowers

manicure

nail art

nails

omg

ring

wtf

It's Hard Being Beautiful

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 3, 2012 at 3:00PM

By far the most elegant way to ruin your daughter's wedding.

[via Fail Blog]