Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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There wasn't a dry eye in the house. Especially Ping, whose retinas were scraped by bird claws.
[via Izismile]
It's not like I sound like, dumb for saying "like". It's totally a real word. And you're dumb for not knowing that!
[via Imgur]
I can't tell what's going on, Seagull. Because you just showed me one aerial shot and then the rest was a sexy pair of legs.
"Wait a minute, I want to change my story… I didn't send those sexually explicit photos to women on Twitter… A bug did! It was all a bug! I have the evidence right here!" – Anthony Weiner
[via VVV]
Otherwise, you'll be subject to three loooong minutes of Richard Simmons before take-off.
So, you want me to buckle up in between the fat lady and the crying baby and watch Richard Simmons dance? That's how this 11 hour flight is going to get started?
Yeahhh, I think I'll just swim to New Zealand instead.
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