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"Stop following us in real life, you fucking creep! Follow us on Twitter."
[via Cherry Plucker]
Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:
"I wish that tortoise would stop chasing me around! I also wish I could walk. But at this point I'd settle for the tortoise not chasing me around."
[via The Clearly Dope]
Typically, I'll follow anyone who graffitis their Twitter account name on the seat of a subway train in permanent marker with the message #Follow.
Sure, I don't know anything about you except that you're the kind of jerk who will deface a helpless subway train to promote a Twitter account.
In fact, it doesn't even bother me that you spelled "naturaly" wrong.
But the G train?! That's like the worst train in all of New York City.