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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

Pass The Salt, And A Separate But Equal Amount Of Black Pepper

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 3, 2013 at 3:00PM

whitepower

"Hey look, there's even a little gnome on the back!"

[via UberHumor]

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WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 15, 2013 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Daily of the Day]

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WTFriday

Mmm, My Favorite Station

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 13, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Need help with your nut butter creation? Just ask us (to point a space heater towards your balls)."

[via Imgur]

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balls

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Check Out Those Legs!

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 28, 2013 at 3:00PM

Porn sure has changed since I was a kid.

[via Izismile]

I Really Am Lovin' It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 26, 2013 at 10:00AM

This is actually a happy meal toy under a microscope.

[via The Chive]

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ad

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fast

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I'm lovin it

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An Angel Got Her Wings

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 20, 2013 at 4:00PM

Her boyfriend's dick is a celery stick.

[via Acid Cow]

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Fan Favorites: Daniel Feeds His Staff Dog Food

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 13, 2013 at 6:00PM

I can tell Natalie really wants this one. And you know what? An enthusiastic "please" can get you pretty far with me… If you know what I mean.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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Tired Of All Those Artificial C*nts?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 31, 2013 at 3:00PM

I don't normally eat pussy, but look at these prices!!!

[via Izismile]

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cunt

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I Prefer Mine Steamed And On An Old Lady's Tits

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 28, 2013 at 6:00PM

Call a doctor if your erection lasts longer than your diarrhea.

[via Break]

Sick Of Eating Actual Babies, You Monster?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

Congratulations, it's a burrito and you're going to die at 40.

[via Break]

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