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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

Aged To Perfection.. And Now Smells Kinda Weird

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 7, 2012 at 11:00AM

It might look sweet, but it really pinches your cheeks.

[via Izismile]

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food

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spicy

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yum

Do You Think She Needs To Wipe?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 5, 2012 at 5:00PM

I hope her roommates are compensated adequately.

[via Happy Place]

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addiction

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paper

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tyra

Where Should I Put This? My Bedroom?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 2, 2012 at 2:00PM

And because I love to torture myself with the smell of food that's not being made, I also picked up Chocolate Chip Cookie. Still looking for Bacon.

Oh, and this is real. I want to hear the Yankee Candle Kid's review.

[via Eat Liver]

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I Think You Have To Add Milk To Make It 'Sauce'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 27, 2012 at 10:00AM

Anybody got a dollar bill I could roll up?

[via Imgur]

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cheese

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lb

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Derek Gordon, Your Job Rules

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2012 at 5:00PM

He's also an expert at sleeping alone.

[via Imgur]

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derek

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Marco Is Not Very Good At Sharing

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 25, 2012 at 4:00PM

If there are 86 fries in this box, so help me God, your body will be in 86 deep-fried salty pieces.

[via i-a-b]

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coworker

do not touch

food

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wing stop

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Bread Head

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 25, 2012 at 4:00PM

The brioche at that bakery is always hard.

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[photo: MIGUEL MEDINA/AFP]

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bakery

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The Good News Is You Have a Really Big Ass

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 8, 2012 at 3:00PM

I prefer the place across the street.  They have wi-fi as big as your ass and free nachos.

[via youre-just-my-cup-of-tea]

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food

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Occupy Taco Bell

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 15, 2012 at 5:00PM

He is the 99 cent.

[via imgur]

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food

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Pizza Cupcakes? Pizza Cupcakes.

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 7, 2012 at 2:00PM

Do you guys want the recipe for Pizza Cupcakes? OF COURSE YOU DO.

Because an adult can't eat Pizza Rolls for every meal.

[Kirbie's Cravings via Buzzfeed]

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cupcakes

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