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Because if there's one food that doesn't look enough like a penis, it's the corn dog.

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Pizza Hut UK is now offering pizza stuffed with a hot dog.

Yo, United Kingdom! Why don't you get off our ass? Combining two junk foods into one disgusting yet completely satisfying food is kind of our thing.

I'm sure once the Hot Dog Stuffed Crust makes its way to the states it'll be a Chili Dog Stuffed Crust. WITH A MAYONNAISE DRIZZLE. (We'll call it aioli.)

Then who will be jealous of who?!?

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Your girlfriend is kind of mean.

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Disgusting.

Unless it comes in Cool Ranch. Then I'm in.

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Marilyn Hagerty had a good week.

Not only did she write the article above about how fucking superior Grand Forks, North Dakota's new Olive Garden was to all the other shit restaurants in her town, but she also gave the trolls a serious smackdown in a follow-up article.

After Hagerty's article went viral, Grand Forks Herald did a follow up report.  In it, they discussed her new-found popularity:

"Hagerty said her daughter, Gail Hagerty of Bismarck, urged her to read the Facebook comments about her review.

?'I told her I?m working on my Sunday column and I?m going to play bridge this afternoon, so I don?t have time to read all this crap,' Marilyn said."

Boom.  I picture Marilyn saying that while sucking down a bottle of Chianti at Olive Garden's attractive bar area.

So don't even leave any comments about her article in this post.  She ain't gonna read that shit.

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Taco night just got fifty cents cheaper.

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Try it with red sauce!

I'm talking about marinara. Come on, you guys are gross.

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A man who laughs at his family can never be a real man.

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For the niece you hate.

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This meal is certified organic.  That's an American Spirit.

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