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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 11, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via YouTube]

These Are Notoriously Hard To Find

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 6, 2013 at 5:00PM

Oooh this is tough. I can't decide between this and the braised barbecue beef labia.

[via Break]

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chicken

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lemon

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Where's The Mustard?

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 4, 2013 at 9:00PM

A great way to lose weight is to imagine every unhealthy thing you eat is filled with dicks. Annnd I just ruined pizza rolls for myself.

[via Scrotum Coat]

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bad tattoo

cool breeze

corndog

dick

food

ketchup

mustard

penis

tattoo

Does It Come With Steamed Rice?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2013 at 4:00PM

As opposed to everything else on the menu, which explodes the small intestine.

[via The Whatever]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: 50 Shades Of Grateful

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 25, 2013 at 4:00PM

Thankful For Fiddy

I'm thankful for the fact that although he's been shot 9 times, he doesn't walk with a limp.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: Jim Spellman/Contributor/Getty Images]

He's Got The Blues

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 18, 2013 at 10:00AM

No shapes?? What are you, an adult? …With a macaroni and cheese tattoo on your leg?

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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bad

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fail

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macaroni and cheese

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tattoo

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