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According to BWE,

A new medical study conducted by�Detroit Medical Center�recommends a method called ?nasal packing with strips of cured pork? as an effective way to treat uncontrollable nosebleeds?

?Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae ??

Hooray, coke addicts! What you already do when you're high is now medically acceptable.

Maple bacon for every nose!

It'd be rude not to eat it; they've been preparing thanksgiving dinner for 9 months.

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I'm not eating that baby.� It's obviously undercooked.

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Not as awkward as when I made a sex tape and someone edited it into a cooking show.

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It's not any more disgusting than the reason Kim Kardashian got married.

Not even a flowing fountain of Heinz's best can mask the taste of dirty famewhore money.

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This pico de gallo you made tastes like ass.

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"Jeez, if she's that desperate for attention, she should stop acting so crazy and just get into pornography." — Her parents

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If you can't get your hands on Lester's Buffalo Wing Soda, you could always just bottle your vomit after a night of hot wings and Buds and it would probably taste the same.

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Now if they could just make a Natty Light with dirty beer pong water already mixed in.

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