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"I wish everything tasted like Dr. Pepper." ?You, age 7

Personally I prefer Mr. Pibb BBQ Sauce. Less pretentious.

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Except in Iowa they just call it "lunch."

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Don't get your hopes up…  It's just a prop for an upcoming 2012-slated rom-com staring Emily Blunt and Jason Segel called The Five-Year Engagement.

But you have to ask yourself, which would actually make people happier: an emergency-equipped taco truck or another Jason Segel romantic comedy?

ONLY TIME WILL TELL.  ONLY TIME.

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Dude, take a lesson from that sauce and get the hell away from this one.

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The other day I was at a nice restaurant (I know, I know, I make too much money) and I bit into a mushroom truffle pizza and pulled a rubber band out of my mouth. Because of that tiny piece of elastic, I got a free pizza, free drinks, and a free dessert.

Moral of the story?

BRING A RUBBER BAND WITH YOU TO NICE DINNERS.

Or, if you're going to IHOP, just bring a hair.

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Are you tired of boring old hot dogs that are shaped like a mixture of meats, spices, binders and fillers that have been forced through a tube into a casing made from the small intestines of sheep?

Me too!

Well, pout no more, spoiled American children! Because the Happy Hot Dog Man is here.

It's impossible to be sad when you're eating a smiling man. IMPOSSIBLE. Just ask Jeffrey Dahmer about the time he tickled a guy while he ate him.

I'm kidding. That never happened.

But for just $10.99 you can create that scene in your very own home! So order now.

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If you order this meal without a child in the car, they arrest you on the spot.

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Do NOT eat one of these.

It was an absolute terror on my stomach.

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This is also why it's so rare to see a Grimace in the wild.

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In January, we discovered that DiGiorno had a Pizza & Cookies meal. People were happy, nay, ecstatic, to learn of the product.

But in just a few short months, the monstrosity above happened.

Go to your room, Internet.

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