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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

How Long Can You Be a Jerk For?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 7, 2009 at 11:00AM

salted-water

Back in November 2001, foodie site Epicurious posted the above "recipe" for how to salt water for boiling, a common cooking technique since salt raises the boiling point of water allowing things to cook at a higher temperature (science, BITCHES!!!)

So, OK, we get it.  The recipe is a little ridiculous.  And there's something funny in the idea that you can "review" a recipe of salt and water.  (Though maybe the author is wrong.  Who knows?!  No one really knows how to cook for reals.)

Still, people have felt compelled to post sarcastic, ironic or plain inane comments… for EIGHT YEARS NOW!

Eight years this has been going on!  825 reviews as of posting time (and I'm guessing this post will cause even more people to add more dumb reviews).

Does this mean people are going to be wearing Three Wolf Moon T-shirts in 2017?!  I hope to god not!  Let's hope that awful movie 2012 is right and the end is near.  Apparently, the apocalypse is the only thing that couple stop people from reviewing Salted Water.

Or stoopid Epicurious could just turn off the reviews section.  (PLS!)

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