foot

What, you've never heard the phrase, "right shoe on your foot, left shoe in your pants"?

[via Poorly Dressed]

But think of it this way: MOST of him is in the vehicle.

[via Izismile]

Oh, I'm not laughing about your foot. I was just remembering last night's episode of "According To Jim." Eeheehee! Eeheehee!

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No she can't dress herself, yes she does a mean crab walk.

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Big Muscles and Boobs (above)
• Hoop Launch
• Orbital Sander on Foot
• Oh No! Oh Dear God, No!
• A Black Guy, a Priest, and a Rabbi
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Bulldozer Rampage
• Frustrated Asian Driver
• Exclusive Interview: Krispy Kreme
• The Man Shot
• Pretty Bridge

'Cause everyone's jizzing into socks and putting condoms on their feet.

[via Uber Humor]

Make sure you cut it below the bikini line.

[via Lamebook]

For when two hands is not enough to show someone how much you want them to fuck off.

#HighFashion

[via Izismile]

You think that's oblivious.  Three blocks ago she was walking her dog.

[via journo-fascist profiteer]

Okay, now wanna see a foot?

It's a foot nipple, you guys!

The Online Dermatology Journal wrote a paper about "Pseudomamma on the foot" which is "an unusual presentation of supernumerary breast tissue" that showed up on the bottom of a lady's foot. IT'S A FOOT NIPPLE. YOU GUYS.

And you thought getting your feet rubbed felt good.

[via Gawker]