Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Echo waiter. Refill (refill, refill) on your coke (coke, coke)?
- Cats and boobs! I'm allergic to one of those things.
- Chick is suing Ashley Madison after she made 1,000 fake profiles. Catfishin' errrbody.
- Rob Ford denies eating pussy on live TV. He's got enough to eat at home, okay?
- A HORIZONTAL SHOWER? You had me at, "be even lazier than you already are."
- Sleeping on strangers on the subway. Public transportation at its prankiest.
- A girl let a flea live in her foot for two months. Probably laid eggs, definitely pooped.
- This is the worst toaster ever. Unless you're a dog.
- Squishy boobies! Like, huge ones.
- And what gauged ears look like without the gauges in. <<barf>>
[video via Unique Daily]