forever alone

"Uh, is it too late for us to transfer to the poop cruise?"

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Go ahead and take a seat right over here, you lonely piece of trash.

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Party of 1 dining can be fun. Twitter! A book! Who needs a friend when you have so many damn questions about the menu?!

If you find yourself constantly surrounded by other people but you still want to give her tips a try, cut your bangs like that.

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Ok, for starters, Brad, you're not 28. LIARS rarely get the girl.

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"It's taken 60 years of tinkering, but finally avid water skiers and wake boarders have real freedom."

SIXTY YEARS of tinkering!?!? Can you imagine how lonely the guy is that spent 60 years creating a solo ski? That guy is the Ebenezer Scrooge of water sports.

"Leave me be, friends and neighbors! I prefer to wake board in solitude!"

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Forever Alone is one of the many offshoots of Rageguy comics (aka FFFUUUUU).  Whereas Rageguy comics make light of the things that piss us off, Forever Alone touches on the things that make us lonely.

But the irony of Forever Alone comics is they can actually make us feel less alone.  They prove that the things that make us feel lonely don't just happen to us, they happen to at least one other person — you know, whoever made the comic.

For many, Valentine's Day is one of the loneliest days of the year.

But here's a bright spot: According to Know Your Meme, the Forever Alone meme first appeared sometime around June 2010.  That means this Valentine's Day is the first ever to be celebrated with Forever Alone!

So, if you're alone this Valentine's, don't wallow in your sadness.  Check out some Forever Alone comics and realize that tons of people out there are just as pathetic as you are!  In fact, they are more pathetic, because they spend their free time making online comics!

You can find some decent Forever Alone archives at Know Your Meme or by searching Reddit.  You can even make your own Forever Alones and buy Forever Alone t-shirts.

Ha, but look at me, telling you where to find them.  You're Forever Alone.  You're probably an expert at using the Internet.

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It's good to know that "150 Ways To Play Solitaire" exists. Because up until right now, I had no Valentine's Day plans.

I've gotta call that bookstore and see if they do three-day shipping!

In the meantime, I'll start planning the perfect Valentine's Day feast from my favorite recipe source: Microwave Cooking For One.

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The delivery guy's not judging you because you're fat, he's judging you because you ordered from Pizza Hut.

He gets to eat that shit for free and despite the fact that he makes less than minimum wage, he still turns it down.

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