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If this was created 40 years ago, that makes it okay to masturbate to now, right?

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The baby tourists love this fountain.

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It's not any more disgusting than the reason Kim Kardashian got married.

Not even a flowing fountain of Heinz's best can mask the taste of dirty famewhore money.

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For the white trash toddler who has everything…

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Hey, Annabelle.  That's not actually a "fountain;" it's a urinal!  That's the freakin' point!!

Don't you know anything about Duchamp!?

Sounds like the only dinosaur at MoMA was you with your prehistoric views on what constitutes art.

Ha.  That was quite the retort.  Now remain slient while I read The New Yorker.

P.S.  It's spelled "DINOSAUR."  A Dina Sour sounds like a dive bar cocktail.

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Check out this beautiful video of The Dubai Fountain.

It must be a sight to behold as you're being hauled off to jail for taking this romantic opportunity to give your companion a peck on the cheek.

It reminds me of the Bellagio fountain.  Except that the people looking at the Bellagio fountain are usually drunk off free booze and angry they blew all their money at the Pai Gow Poker table, whereas the people looking at The Dubai Fountain are drunk off their own sense of moral superiority and angry they blew all their money building The Dubai Fountain.

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