four loko

I don't need your stupid slice of pizza.

[via Reddit]

Leave it up to NMA, Taiwan's #1 animated news source (one can only assume), to give you the most accurate retelling of yesterday's events you will ever see.

Judging by all the Jack Daniel's bottles and Four Loko cans on Osama's floor, U.S. forces were tipped off to his whereabouts after neighbors complained that he was hosting an all-night college drinking party.

If only he had turned Mumford & Sons down to a reasonable volume…

[via The Daily What]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

It took me a moment to fully grasp all the subtleties of what's happening in this tweet…

But now I believe it may be the greatest tweet about Tosh.0 ever.

I'm just going to leave it here and let it slosh around in your brain for a bit…

I've heard about Four Loko.  Recently, I've even seen it on my local store shelves.  But I hadn't really thought about it.

I just figured, Hey, I'll learn more about it when it kills a group of college freshman in my town and is discussed on my local news.

But then a "friend" gave me a Four Loko at an "alcohol party."  (It's not that shady when you consider that I am 31 years old.)  One sip of that watermelon-flavored poison and I immediately thought, Whoa!  Kids today.  Out of control.  What happened to pouring a Mountain Dew into a half-drank MD 20/20?

Moral of the story: I think CollegeHumor does a great job with this "honest commercial" poking some fun at this malt beverage phenomenon.  The old saying goes, "It's funny 'cause it's true," and with this one, I'm not sure where the truth ends and the exaggeration begins.

One thing I do know: It's 11am and it is Four Loko time!  You're with me, right?