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"I was focusing on their hearts."-producer who was swiftly fired

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Reporter Tucker Barnes was giving a live hurricane update from�Ocean City, Maryland this weekend while being unwittingly covered in raw sewage.

The station?s chief meteorologist told Barnes it was ?organic matter?plankton mixed in with sand and salt.? But it was more likely a�toxic mix of pollution and cyanobacteria, or raw sewage, pouring into the water during the storm.

This is almost as funny as the time the meteorologist told Barnes the pie he was eating was French silk when in fact it was dog shit.

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This article is on Fox News. And it is racist.

I forgot how this game works. Was I supposed to wait until the end to ask you guys? It's fine, I'm sure you'll agree.

So Obama had a 50th birthday party last night that was attended by celebs including Jay-Z, Chris Rock, Charles Barkley, Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, and Gayle King. OMG. SOME OF THEM ARE BLACK PEOPLE.

And there was a DJ there that played�Motown, ?70s and ?80s R&B, and�hip-hop. BLACK MUSIC.

And you know what they ate?�Barbecue chicken, ribs, hamburgers, hot dogs, pasta, and salad. BLACK PEOPLE LIKE BBQ FOOD.

Fox News Writer: So what should we call this birthday party that our black president had?

Fox News Editor: How about "Hip-Hop BBQ"?

Fox News Writer: Good one. 'Cause he's black.

There was a huge power outage in Detroit and?well, you don't really need the backstory.

Just, Kool-Aid.

[via Guyism]

President Obama and top lawmakers are working to come up with a budget agreement to raise the amount of cunt in America.

That seems very unnecessary. There's plenty in Washington alone!

They all know Michele Bachmann, right?

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It's almost the weekend. So go ahead and be like A.J. Hilton. Take the day off.

[via College Humor]

Next Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel finds out what really happened on that Thursday in Little Rock, Arkansas that lead to Isaiah Carey's sudden race change.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10pm/9c on Comedy Central!

Apparently? Well, we need to know for sure! Get us that security cam footage. Stat!

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Chuck Norris doesn't watch the news. He is the news.

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Well that's embarrassing.� Everyone knows that Elie Wiesel actually finished second at the Holocaust.

Leave it to FOX News to disrespect an entire religion with one word.

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