freak out

I totally know where she's coming from.  That's exactly how I felt the first time they let the bloggers meet Daniel Tosh.

[via F you. No, f me.]

I present you with another freak-out video. This time it's guys. And they're flipping their shit over the Miss Universe Pageant. (Start at 2:25)

This is what the celebrations would have looked like if David Archuleta actually won. But the girls act less feminine, obviously.

Tune in TONIGHT at 10:30pm/9:30c to hear more high-pitched squealing! Earmuffs on.

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In our first ever Web Investigation, Daniel digs deeper into the case of the World of Warcraft freak out. Is it real? Is it fake? Does anyone actually shove a remote up their ass when they're upset?

Find out in all new episode this Wednesday at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central!

Want more redemption? You can check out all of our Web Redemptions right here on the blog as well as exclusive additional interview footage with our Extended Redemptions.

So Salma Hayek is certifiably insane.

It's good to know.  This woman has lived nothing but a life of privilege and glamor.  I'm glad we all have something we can hold over her head now.  Finally!

Quickly moving past the irony that they are doing a promotion piece for a movie called Grown Ups, we can move on to the irony that she is attempting to escape a harmless snake by climbing onto the arm of a folding director's chair in massive high heels.

She should be less worried about a snake biting off one of her toes and more worried about protecting her face.  If Maya Rudolph had stood up and calmly walked away (which it looked like she was about ready to do), Salma would have taken an immediate faceplant.

And let's be honest, her face isn't really her moneymaker to begin with.  As she proved with her natural eyebrows in Frida, if she doesn't take good care of that thing she could be in trouble.

[via Extra]

I haven't seen anybody get this excited about anything since Cup Stacking Girl.

If he's not her agent, brother, or best friend, I'm worried about him.

If he is her agent, brother, or best friend, I'm worried about her. That's some crazy stalker shit right there.

"I'm so happy she won. That would have been really awkward," he says. Would it? Would it have been awkward? Well thank goodness she won because we wouldn't want things to get awkward.

BTW, you have a tear stain on your I Love Sandra Bullock t-shirt.

[via PopEater]

Remember the kids from the "Greatest freak out ever (ORIGINAL VIDEO)"?  You know, the kid who freaked out after his mom canceled his World of Warcraft account and tried to shove a remote up his ass?

Well, then maybe you remember them from "Greatest freak out ever 2"?  Or "Greatest freak out ever 3"?  Or "Greatest freak out ever 4"??  How about "Greatest freak out ever 5"?  You get the idea.

I'm about to have the greatest freak out ever having to think about how lame this whole thing is.

Well, in case you didn't notice — and unless you're a devoted fan of everything the now dubbed "Freak Out Productions" do, you probably didn't — these young Internet stars have released another freak out video.  This one is "Greatest Freak out ever FAQ."  (I'd love to better understand their system for capitalization.)

Apparently, what makes this video so great is the way it plays us all as fools making us sit through five minutes of nonsense to get to what is definitely not even a great freak out, let alone the "greatest."

The real greatest freak out will be when these kids discover that making a few bucks is definitely not this easy for their entire lives.

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A diligent Tosh.0 reader (going by the name 'kkck' — also the name of my favorite Southwestern Minnesota Top 40 radio station!) tipped me off to this latest World of Warcraft freak out yesterday afternoon in the comments of my WoW Player Owned By Parents post.

By today, the video had made it to Buzzfeed (among numerous other sites) and immediately elicited a major reaction.

A couple things:

1) This kid pretty much lets it ALL go.  And Thanksgiving is still many months away, but I think we can all be thankful he resisted the urge to fully shove a remote control up his ass.

2) I've never played WoW.  I gave up on RPGs after determining that Dragon Warrior IV was the most annoyingly long game of all time.  But from what I've seen of this and other kids freaking out when they're suddenly cut off from playing, WoW seems to be as addictive as heroin.  So, if I don't post for the next few days, rest assured it's because I am injected ground-up World of Warcraft discs into my veins.