"Chicks love single dads." – This guy.
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If you eat your twins in-utero, they WILL come back to haunt you.
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Phase two of the prank is that I just peed in that ocean.
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I totally know where she's coming from. That's exactly how I felt the first time they let the bloggers meet Daniel Tosh.
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I present you with another freak-out video. This time it's guys. And they're flipping their shit over the Miss Universe Pageant. (Start at 2:25)
This is what the celebrations would have looked like if David Archuleta actually won. But the girls act less feminine, obviously.
Tune in TONIGHT at 10:30pm/9:30c to hear more high-pitched squealing! Earmuffs on.