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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Mama June got married in a camo dress. Ironically, I wish I hadn't seen her in it. 
• A very vulgar kid, who I can only assume is Mike The Miz twenty years ago.
• Baby eyebrows are all kinds of scary.
• Jose Canseco is great at Twitter. But Shaq's better.
• Sexy girls in sports bras, anyone? My diet starts Monday. Ah fuck it IS Monday.
• This chick took a calculator to prom. I wonder if it took her V-card (Volume card).
• Here's a baby water-skiing in gross water. Parenting, amiright?
• Mother's Day gift guide! Which is 85% kitchen-related.
• Old lady twins who always dress the same? They've spent their entire husbandless lives arguing about which necklace they're going to wear.
• And IRON MAN 3 FULL MOVIE STREAMING ONLINE FOR FREE!! You're welcome.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..

I can't believe he knocked up Amber Rose.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via YouTube]

Does a man named Los seem like he can afford french fries to you?

[via Uber Humor]

And quit showing off- my blow jobs are free too.

[via The Chive]

I prefer the place across the street.  They have wi-fi as big as your ass and free nachos.

[via youre-just-my-cup-of-tea]

Aw…  How cute.  It's just like how your parents met.

[via IAB]

Screw online dating.  All you need is a chalkboard, that magic touch and a loose definition of "age of consent."

[via I Am Bored]

How many 1st drinks can I order?

[via IHC]

"Look at that bench!  Seems like it would be a comfy place to sit and read a book.  If only I was able to read…"

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[via Reddit]

There are very few things I won't do for a free watermelon.

[via Eat Liver]