Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Mama June got married in a camo dress. Ironically, I wish I hadn't seen her in it.†
- A very vulgar kid, who I can only assume is Mike The Miz twenty years ago.
- Baby eyebrows are all kinds of scary.
- Jose Canseco is great at Twitter. But Shaq's better.
- Sexy girls in sports bras, anyone? My diet starts Monday. Ah fuck it IS Monday.
- This chick took a calculator to prom. I wonder if it took her V-card (Volume card).
- Here's a baby water-skiing in gross water. Parenting, amiright?
- Mother's Day gift guide! Which is 85% kitchen-related.
- Old lady twins who always dress the same? They've spent their entire husbandless lives arguing about which necklace they're going to wear.
- And IRON MAN 3 FULL MOVIE STREAMING ONLINE FOR FREE!! You're welcome.
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