Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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They may take our lives, but they'll never take… OUR FREEDOM!
Oh, and they may also prevent us from buying alcohol on certain days, but when that happens we'll… QUIETLY ACCEPT IT!
Anyway, this is a real sign for a real liquor store in Moore, Oklahoma, where apparently the sale of booze is prohibited on holidays.
This Independence Day, remember to be thankful for America, a country where states are free to pass whatever dumb laws they want and we are free to choose to live in a different state.
Now which dumb states will let me buy illegal fireworks…
[via The High Definite/Reddit]
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