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Unless you're a pencil or a pen, don't look at him.

Remember when he came on the show and did Me And Daniel Tosh? That was a good day.

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Justin Bieber made big news earlier this week (well, big news by Internet standards), when he introduced his rapping alter ego, Shawty Mane, and put out a video showing him "freestyling."

Now, word is hitting the streets that Bieber's off the cuff lyrics may have come off someone else.  World Star Hip-Hop — my source for everything important in life — shows some suspicious coincidences between lines in Bieber's rap and another rapper's lyrics.

Sounds like Bieber may have a beef on his hands.

Hey, Bieber.  You might want to watch your back.  Screwing around with Ludacris is one thing: That guy was in Fred Claus.  But some rappers might be willing to take serious vengence on you for ripping off their lines.

Don't you remember Biggie and 2Pac, Biebby boy???

Oh, that's right…  You were 3 years old.  Just get yourself a bulletproof vest.  Size adult extra-small.

"Oh sh*t, bitch." He delivers that line with enough energy to power New York for a day! Imagine the stage presence were he to go on tour! The video screens at his stage show better zoom in exactly that much on his face.

This is YouTube user "613JoeSomebody," and in case you can't understand what he's rapping about, he's from that hot rap scene in Ottawa, Ontario. 613 is the area code for Ottawa. He pretty much repeats those two things the whole time so that should explain about 80% of his flow.

Ontario is just not a location you want to be rapping about. Try saying "muthaf*ckin Canada" like a badass. It's hard. I tried "I puck so much you'd think I play hockey" in a rap battle last night and I couldn't pull it off.

That line's for you, Joe Somebody. It's all yours.

613, out.

[via VideoGum]