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Susan's last will and testament: "I want to fuck up everyone's commute."

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The Empire Hikes Back

We received nearly two thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Aaron Bernardez.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

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"You're telling me not one of these cars is going to the Death Star?"

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They wouldn't have stopped for a black swan.

We received nearly fifteen hundred comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mike Jones.

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Canada has been tightening up border security.

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Here's a crazy story: On Tuesday, a man was arrested in Los Angeles for running down the 405 Freeway naked during morning rush hour.  Apparently some lucky commuter was able to snap the priceless photo above.

Now before you judge him…  BEFORE YOU JUDGE HIM, OKAY!!!

WAIT!  STOP!!  Before you JUDGE this guy, keep this in mind…

He was on tons of drugs.

Okay.  Had you taken that into consideration??

Had you?

[FYI, I have no confirmation that this guy was on tons of drugs.  BUT BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME, OKAY!  BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME...  He had to have been on tons of drugs.  He just had to.]

[via Jalopnik]

Daniel Tosh puts 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of a guy getting off (the freeway).