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WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 28, 2014 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 20, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Yeah it's been pretty terrible, man. Worst week since that cross-breeze in the evidence locker kept blowing cocaine up our noses." – Chief of Police

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Your Bread Is Rising

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2014 at 5:00PM

"This baguette smells like it came straight from the gym."

[via Daily Garlic]

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These Brothers Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 3, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

You haven't seen smooth until you've seen turn-the-lights-off-with-a-bouncy-ball, throw-a-condom-on-with-no-hands smooth.

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10 Halloween Horrors Done Right

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 25, 2013 at 3:00PM

The time is nearly upon us. It's a magical night where kids don their favorite costumes and get boat loads of free candy, and an even more magical party weekend when twenty-somethings dress like internet memes or the whorey versions of things that aren't supposed to be whorey, then wake up in a pile of their own vomit. It's Halloween!

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