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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Thank God, My Anus Only Speaks French

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 5:00PM

Unless of course "violent diarrhea" counts as a language. ;)

[via Acid Cow]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: This Looks Like Fun

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 11, 2013 at 12:00PM

It gets intense at Chef Boyardee's family reunion.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Terry Bomar II.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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What Every Ken Doll Is Missing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 7, 2013 at 5:00PM

Girls are always putting their necklaces in their mouths anyway.

[via Fail Blog]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: This Looks Like Fun

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 7, 2013 at 4:00PM

Had a blast at this year's My Nightmare Parade! Only peed my pants twice.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Raymond Roig/Stringer/Getty Images]

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This Is Why They Look Down On Us

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 2, 2012 at 5:00PM

Shouldn't you wait to fall in love with Paris first?

[via Izismile]

Subtitles Not Required

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2012 at 1:00PM

Giggle Machine, meet Very Serious Man in Sweater.

..And his wife, Crying Woman in Wheelchair.

[via LiveLeak]

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Mmm, Salty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2012 at 11:00AM

This is exactly how your blow-up doll feels.

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Stretch Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 3, 2012 at 12:00PM

I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Stuart Fast.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 17, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Oiseau qui se tape à la fenêtre" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

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Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 12, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Oiseau qui se tape à la fenêtre."  Which is French for "Fucking birds, amirite."  We can do better than the French.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Ness Bentley with her title "Things get weird when you Skype with Chester the Cheetah."  It's not easy coming up with a title that cheesy, but not only did Ness pull it off — she won.  Congratulations, Ness!

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