Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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It gets intense at Chef Boyardee's family reunion.
We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Terry Bomar II.
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Girls are always putting their necklaces in their mouths anyway.
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Had a blast at this year's My Nightmare Parade! Only peed my pants twice.
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Giggle Machine, meet Very Serious Man in Sweater.
..And his wife, Crying Woman in Wheelchair.
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I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.
We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Stuart Fast.
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Last Thursday, we showed you "Oiseau qui se tape à la fenêtre" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "Oiseau qui se tape à la fenêtre." Which is French for "Fucking birds, amirite." We can do better than the French.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Ness Bentley with her title "Things get weird when you Skype with Chester the Cheetah." It's not easy coming up with a title that cheesy, but not only did Ness pull it off — she won. Congratulations, Ness!
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