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Your girlfriend is kind of mean.

[via Oddee]

And by the time he properly gets a straw into one of them, he'll have none left.

[via juliasegal]

"Dude, if she hadn't of climbed up and slept on top of the refrigerator I think I totally would have had a chance with her."

Holy cow!  I can choose between cans of Bud Light, Bud Light Lime, Bud Select or PBR?

Can I get the cannon to shoot me in the head because I would rather do a walking tour of Afghanistan for a sip of piss than drink any of that crap?

On the plus side you could aim the cannon towards your local garbage dump to dispose of all those undrinkable cans of Bud Light Lime.

[via Gizmodo]

Have you hird of sateen? It's a soft fabric used in bed sheets that makes you do bad thagings.

[via The DW]

I always have the worst luck on Friday the 13th.

Like last Friday the 13th, I spent the night in jail for public intoxication!

That's why I'm going to finish up these bottles before I head into work… to take the edge off.

[via My Food Looks Funny]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend?  Check out previous WTFridays!

If you're like most iPhone obsessed jerks, there are probably tons of times in your day to day life where you are pissed that you can't flaunt your obsession with your iPhone.

Well, now one more part of your life has just gotten jerkified: the magnet using part!  Jailbreak Collective is selling iPhone App Magnets!

Think your fridge is only good for holding Heinekens and frozen Trader Joe's meals?  Wrong!  Now, with the iPhone App Magnets, your fridge can look like a giant iPhone!  Awesome, right?

Well, assuming your refrigerator is black.  If it's not black, you should throw out your current fridge and go get a black one.  You're an iPhone user!  You got money to burn!

[via BuzzFeed]