fried chicken

Porn sure has changed since I was a kid.

[via Izismile]

Don't you hate when you're trying to make an inside joke and it comes off as the most racist thing on national TV since Amos 'n' Andy?

[via Break]

"There are those that look at cakes the way they are, and ask why? I dream of cakes that never were, and ask why not?" – This Guy

[via The Clearly Dope]

Heidi: "Now, Mike, tell us… Where did you come up with fried chicken and waffle?"

Mike: "A black person gave me the recipe."

Heidi: [laughing] "A what?  You mean, like, a person who has a different skin color than mine??  Now you're just making up silly stuff!  Stop being so strange!" [more insane giggling]

[via NextRound / video via Mocksession]

After two years of prison food, Tremayne Durham agreed to admit his guilt in exchange for coleslaw, potatoes, and a bucket of fried chicken.

I would have held out for a Double Down but that's just me.

[via Eat Liver]

What is the biggest phenomenon on the Internet right now?

"Go to Google, type in 2204355 and click I?m feeling lucky.  Just do it."

Or since I am a nice guy, you can just click here.

But now everyone wants to know what the significance of the number 2204355 is.

Carly thinks that it's a coded recipe for fried chicken: "2 pieces of chicken, 20 ounces of oil, 43 grams of flour, fried at 55 degrees."

I think it's the number of brain cells I lost having to listen to Carly's answer.

What do you think it means?