friend

"Thank you for saving me, Brendan. You have passed what I like to call the FIRE FRIENDSHIP TEST."

[via I am Bored]

He's always like, "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

We're in counseling.

[via Izismile]

Good thing Camilla de Vil isn't around to see this.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Ben Ginsburg.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

…is disgusting.

[via The Chive]

"You see, Ben, this is why I left you.  You always gotta make some smartass comment about everything.  You're a total dick." – Ben's Dad

[via Reddit]

Released in 1986, Rent-A-Friend was a video for sad, lonely people with VCRs and a severe to extreme amount of desperation.

It's sort of like hiring a prostitute. But then getting the chatty, weird one that just wants to talk about her exes.

[via FFF]

Some crazy European thought it was a good idea to tattoo 152 Facebook profile pictures on her arm.

My biggest problem with this is that my Facebook friend group is ever-changing. If you post too many pictures of your Ultrasounds, I'll cut you off.

So I can't imagine how anyone would want to commit to 152 Facebook friends. And their current profile pictures.

What if one of your friends had just discovered this Tosh.0 blog post? You'd be stuck with the unicorn petting a cat on your arm forever!

Actually, that's probably the best-case scenario.

I'd consider getting 152 pictures of that on my arm.

[via Videogum]

This lady deserves some sort of prize. Like a medal or a ribbon. Or a friend.

[via reddit]

In tonight's show, we put 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of modern art.

And Daniel proves that he's not necessarily the best person to have as a friend.

But that's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Looking For A Girlfriend Guy
• This week's Video Breakdown was a face off between Karate vs. Gangsta
• Daniel proved how ibex horns can come in handy
• The Guido Sensation dropped by for a web chat
• And we watched as you tried out some of our favorite new dance moves
• Want to submit your own video? Do it here!

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Alright, Kara, your friend's explanation is totally wrong.

First of all, Tosh.0 is much more than "like watching YouTube."  Does YouTube have pictures of back boobs or half-naked weirdos surrounds by guns?  No.  It has videos of back boobs and half-naked weirdos surrounded by guns.

Second, I'm pretty positive Daniel Tosh is real.  I have met him on several occasions and though I don't believe I ever pinched myself or him to confirm the reality of our situation, I've become pretty good at knowing when I am hallucinating and when I am not.

I would explain our show thusly: "It's like watching Comedy Central on Wednesday nights at 10:30pm/9:30 central starting June 2nd."

I think all explanations should sound blatantly like promotional ads.