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A friend holds your hair back when you're puking. A best friend can't because she's puking right next to you.

[via The Chive]

Sorry but I can't shit without at least 10 friends present.

[via Acid Cow]

Our sorority trip to Jizzneyland.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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You're not you when you're horny.

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Don't you hate it when you plan a boys trip and your girlfriend INSISTS on coming?

[via Izismile]

Bath time was a slow grind, now we play with ducks and have a good time!

[via Acid Cow]

Well, it'd be weirder if they were both smoking cigarettes.

[via Greg Johnson]

Only your friends will tell you/do horrible things to you in your sleep.

[via I am Bored]

"Oh, yeah, no, whatever, it's cool. I'll just go home and write about this in my diary for a few hours."

[via The Chive]

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"OMG Olivia is so alone, I LOVE it!" -the 3 people who favorited this tweet