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"That's my ride or die chick right there. She wants to go to Sears to get dope pics taken, I'm in."
Wanted: Friends who won't allow me to scatter my brains all over the patio.
[via College Humor]
That's a lot of customers, but it still won't stop most dudes from purveying her fine establishment.
[via Uber Humor]