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'I Don't Get Why I'm Not Losing Weight'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2014 at 2:00PM

Also, a McFlurry is a great post-pilates snack.

[via Failblog]

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You Gonna Share Those Fries?

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 2, 2014 at 9:00PM

To his credit there is a lot to get done when you only have a 30-minute lunch break.

[via Break]

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News Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

A sword and/or ax attack is only like the third worst thing that happens to a fast-food employee during any given week.

[via Newser & HuffPoWeird]

The Farewell Tour

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 18, 2013 at 9:00PM

Humans may die but McDonald's french fries last forever. No seriously, they are packed with preservatives.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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I Wanna Bite Her Nails

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 14, 2013 at 4:00PM

She's a disgusting human but she gives an EXCELLENT back scratch.

[via No Way Girl]

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