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She's a disgusting human but she gives an EXCELLENT back scratch.

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"SHIT where's Dylan?! He must've slipped through my greasy hands!"

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If everyone has a different version of hell, this is Jessica Simpson's.

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Porn sure has changed since I was a kid.

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Want Some Fries? Slap Our Thighs.

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Just took a walk to get some hot, greasy enlightenment.

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If there are 86 fries in this box, so help me God, your body will be in 86 deep-fried salty pieces.

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Why don't you eat your ears then??? Yeah.

[via The High Def]

It's not any more disgusting than the reason Kim Kardashian got married.

Not even a flowing fountain of Heinz's best can mask the taste of dirty famewhore money.

[via Dog and Pony Show]

These guys are going to need a serious car wash after these gulls exact their revenge.

I imagine something like this…

[via The Daily What]